


Schizoid Man"Perfect purity is possible if you turn your life into a line of poetry written with a splash of blood." Es gibt einen Idealtyp, eine Bilderbuchbeschreibung, wie ein Mensch aussehen sollte. Seit ich denken kann, wollte ich so sein, wie die groen Mnner auf den Werbetafeln. Das perfekte Profilbild in einer Welt der Unvollkommenheiten und Schwchen. Ich muss mich rein halten, ich muss meinen Krper formen, ich will mich selbst neu erschaffen. Wahre
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